Parents' Visit

"I'm starting to la-brush up on my la-French"
-Papa Forsyth

So my parents have decided they actually want to see their daughter (and tuition money) in action before I leave Paris. As you can tell by the quote, they are not the type that you can easily hide their "American-ness". Trust me, it is not easy to do.
Examples from my experience:
1) You must retire your treasured Vera Bradley bag.
2) You HATE ketchup and LOVE mustard.
3) McDonald's (or Mac-Do as they call it) thoroughly disgusts you.

Actually the last one is not really hard to do at all, but you see the point. This is their third time visiting Paris, so we can skip all the touristy stuff and get to the real under-belly of the city. Can't wait!